Noel Gallagher: I'm Sure To Make No10 And Be Prime Minister

Bizzare Lord Noel Gallagher reckons it’s only a matter of time before he’s running the country.

The Oasis axeman predicts a public outcry for his services will lead to his appointment as Prime Minister — and he’s already got a five-year plan in place.

Noel explained on Christian O’Connell's breakfast radio show: “There will be a groundswell of public opinion sooner or later which will carry me into office. And let me tell you, I’ll only be there five years and it’ll all end in tears — but it will be a proper, proper laugh while it’s happening.”

Gordon Brown had better watch out too. Noel had some choice words to say about the PM’s public speaking skills. He added: “We haven’t had anyone since Tony Blair that can get up there and speak well.”

Noel is no stranger to speaking his mind about politics. He once said: “It annoys me that the biggest political icon from the last 30 years has been Margaret Thatcher, someone who tried to destroy the working class. It freaks me out.

“Politics is like football for me. Labour is my team and even if you don’t like a striker you don’t give up supporting the team.”

Yesterday Noel revealed his idea for solving the global economic crisis. And I think he’s on to a winner.

He told Absolute Radio DJ Christian: “I’d have a worldwide search down the back of the couch for shrapnel.

“Put it all together — it all mounts up.”

Wise words.

Source: www.thesun.co.uk